My shirt has a cool typewriter on it.
I haven’t taken a shit since last weekend.
I’m getting abs from barfing.
My kidney is probably going to explode.
Fuck kidney infections.
Fuck Dehydration.Somebody come kill me while I sort the recyclables at work and write one last undergrad essay.
I spent a day in the hospital, and was excused from the rest of my classes this week.
I’m not sure if I’m happy or mad.
Puking every second of my life is getting pretty old though.
is this real? what are you guys doing there???
I went to vampire weekend, and fainted.